As love dolls are getting more lifelike it is simple to assume that they would weigh in as much as a real person. Most of the TPE dolls weigh as much as 70 pounds or more especially if they in fall in the category of big in beauty.

The simplest approach in carrying a love doll is rendered in a wheelchair or those big black office chairs that come with multiple wheels. This is perhaps the best way as it ensures little effort for the owner as well as minimizing the possibility of a sprain or an injury, backaches or even the anxiety of it. Not to mention the obvious fact that it would secure the doll from any damage possible.

However, for the young and the energetic there is no stopping obviously. There is that slight probability that you might want to roleplay a particular sketch or even horse around a bit with the doll and here are the many ways of carrying her that would ensure a good old fashioned work out alongside barrels and barrels of fun.

BABY KOALA

Carry her like a baby, enough said. Position the arms straight to shoulder level and lift the legs parallel to the arms with the knees bent. Pick her up like you would a child and hold her bosom against your chest with her arms wrapped around your neck and against your shoulder.

POTATO SACK

Lift her up by the waist and over your shoulder and carry her like a sack of potatoes. Position your doll in a way which should be slightly bent at the waist and her belly should be hoisted on your shoulder. Please note that you should be wary of tight turns and corners so as not to bust her head against a wall or a doorway.

FIREMAN’S CARRY

Lift the doll up under one armpit and tract the arm along the neck towards the shoulder. Your shoulder should be a bracing area from below her head on one side with the hips on the other.

PIGGY BACK

Pretty much self-explanatory, nevertheless the yet unnamed post-millennial generation may someday be looking for an answer, so here are we to their rescue: hoist her to your back, her arms wrap around your shoulder as her legs wrap your waist. Cool?

ON-SHOULDER

She’s sitting on your shoulder. Watch out for her head?

ON-ARM

You got married. Now carry her over the threshold in your arms.

ALCOHOLICS AID

Do you remember that drunken friend who needs to be taken home? Wrap her arm around your shoulder and pick her up by the waist, lift her slightly and carry her home. Hold door.

KIDDY WALTZ

Stand her on your feet whilst holding her waist and waltz her through the door. Or face her the other way as you ride her. Wink, Wink!

Good old fashioned Bear Hug

WHASSSUP!!!

Or just pick her like the brat she is.